You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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