you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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