So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have post one night stand depression
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