I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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