I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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