sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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