Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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