How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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