Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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