Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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