How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
