Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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