My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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