do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day đđ#pensacolaproblems
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You stocked up?
No actually didnât get a chance. If you wouldnât mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson thatâd be nice
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