I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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