what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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