Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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