You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Randomize
