You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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