After last night, I could never be a politician.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
