I can tuck mytits in my pants
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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