On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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