for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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