i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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