I think scott just propositioned me for sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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