dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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