Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She even gives head with a lisp.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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