I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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