love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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