woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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