After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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