I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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