yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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