If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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