Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
