This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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