Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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