I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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