I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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