remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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