We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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