i jhust puked up my retainher.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize