I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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