I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
ttyl tear gas
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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