I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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