Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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