Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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(806): View more from Texas

Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.

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(406): View more from Montana

After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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(636): View more from Missouri

She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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(616): View more from Michigan

please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it

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