i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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