Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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