R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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