these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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