In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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