"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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